Have you ever seen a Japanese McDonald's? [Said with the briefest exhale of chuckle.] Shrimp burgers and teriyaki chicken. There's a rice burger. It's not even close to the same thing.

[Seriously shit gets weird over there!!! Naturally, Yu has read up on foods from around the world, at least once or twice. The descriptions of American food sound totally out of another dimension, in some ways.

If it looks remotely healthy, you're doing it wrong. Yeah...that sounds about right.

Yu follows the advice gratefully, and just for good measure, orders the chocolate milkshake. That sounds pretty American. Honestly, having something like this to focus on is helping a lot more than he can say. Just being with a friend is already kind of relaxing.]