That's a really low bar, senpai.

[Okay. He didn't get mad at her or anything. Phew.

Rise draws her legs up under her, kind of half-kneeling on the bed, supporting herself with one hand.] Though honestly, I'm not sure how much worse it is than the strip club. Ugh, imagine my Shadow being here...

[She makes a face, mimicking her Shadow self's promotional tone.] "Get ready, viewers! See who's the lucky guy who's going to take Risette's virginity! It could be anyone! It could even be you!"